Congratulations!!!

A real Tebowner

He's no Nate Wolters.

"And if they do, those weren't the kind of fans you wanted anyway"
- College Sports' Mom

I just wish the two screens were merged together and there wasn't that crack in the middle.

Just think how long he could have spun if he didn't have those pleats creating drag.

WOOOOOOOOOO

I'm surprised more of those women didn't know these answers because soccer is designed specifically for them.

you could go back to A high school and do it!

Does Tom Brady even own a single Papa Johns?!

BUT who will do an impression of Will Ferrell doing an impression of Harry Caray this year?!?!

Another thing people aren't considering is these guys have been playing on this field for quite a while, going in both directions, switching sides MULTIPLE times. It's not hard to imagine that a guy could get confused as to which way he is going, and, because of this, not know if he is throwing a lateral or a forward…

Finally, validation that I'm a real sports fan!!!

Mickey.

So, in my case, I would come home to him masturbating!

Coach Trent IS my girlfriend!

what if you could have sex with the entire Maple Leafs team?!

I misread this as "...Aren't as Bad as They Semen." A real missed opportunity on the author's part!

It's great to have a true basketball expert on here!

hasn't had a fresh take or interesting opinion in years!? Are you kidding?! Have you read what he has to say about coffee this week?!