I don't know anyone that's sick!

Definitely more like this!! CLASSIC!

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Is it possible that Te'o wasn't dating someone from the Stanford Cardinals, but the St. Louis Cardinals and Te'o actually made love to Stan Musial? Stranger things have happened.

Don't listen to most of these comments. I have a sneaking suspicion they are being sarcastic.

They don't have the internet in Hawaii, for one. Yeah, there are wires ALL the way across the ocean. LOL! Let me send some internet to the moon! HA!

I've noticed an attempt to ACT more Asian recently where I live. It's nearly impossible to get a soda without urine in it around here.

I've stopped drinking every time I've killed anyone, so who knows.

I think it might be a typo!

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I somehow missed that part!

He showed signs of competence?!?!

Does taking a tampon out generally make a woman more well-mannered?

I would never say I know right.

Fake.