Can someone PLEASE pick up that Sobble and hug it? 

Disclosure: I’m a big fan of the Destiny series and have been playing off and on since Day 1 of the first game.

Paul Verrel: associate professor of biological sciences and dad jokes.

The hottest thing in the universe?

The X Cloud.

“The gunplay is sublime, but I found the Harrier airstrike to be shallow and derivative.”

Why not:

Agreed, I always ask them to NOT put a cherry in my milkshake. It’d be a waste otherwise.

My original comment was sarcastic in nature—I really don’t have a problem interacting with other human beings.

You mean...you walked up to someone, who you didn’t even know, and ASKED THEM SOMETHING???

On a side note: have you guys tried the new Oreo with dark chocolate creme?

Oh man, Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood was so GOOD! Top 3 favorite anime of all time for me. I still get goosebumps watching the scene where King Bradley takes on a tank by himself:

“Thine accuracy is as ponderous as a spotted whale! Ha Ha!”

Give me a Black Panther offshoot movie with Okoye about Wakandan politics and I’d be a very happy boy.

I do have a trick to assuage the guilt. I just look at my children smile. DAWWWWWWWWW…

Kid’s Cuisine and depression.

I wonder what this mutant version of Sonic smells like.

Is it possible to get duplicate drops in the Krypt, like getting a second variation icon for Cetrion? Or does the game remove it from the loot pool as soon as you unlock it?

Did you listen to Glycerine by Bush on repeat while playing the game?

Using a straw to dispense butter throughout the core of a bag of popcorn? Reserving your own cups of butter to use throughout the movie??? Asking the guy/girl to layer the butter in your popcorn?!