WHOA! Washington has now beaten Tampa Bay AND New Orleans at home? This is why I always say, “set your standards low.” Even if you are a bad NFL team, you can still pretend you won the Super Bowl by simply winning a game.

Before you get on the NFL about this issue, just remember that they employ more colorblind people than any other business. And that’s just including the refs.

What? Those uniforms are white and gold.

This sucks, so, so much.

For when the One Sports Network comes

What kind of criminal would ring the door bell? If it was really closed, wouldn’t a criminal just break in and steal shit? He had the actions of someone acting like they wanted to buy stuff, not like he wanted to steal.

I’m grieving. Every year I can count on a picture of a crying kid in the Daily News when the Mets are officially eliminated. Now they might win the World Series, and more power to them, but I’ve grown accoustomed to seeing that kid. It’s like the Oscars ditching the In Memoriam segment. Sure, you aren’t rooting for…

And yet, he had no issue taking a complimentary car from a place calling itself Kunes.

Ballard Spahr does millions of dollar of business for the charter school scam. KJ is their point-person / mole in getting clueless local governments to give away their schools to hustlers and con-artists (Ballard Spahr’s paying clients). David Pittinsky claimed to not even know about his firm’s work for charter…

Wait, high-dollar law firm is working for a wealthy mayor of a semi-major city pro bono?! The fuck?! Something shady is definitely going on there.

“Don’t talk to Deadspin”

“I am not 15 years old,” she says. “Kevin Johnson can kiss my black ass.”

that’s bat-flip crazy

Take that Brian McCann you fat fuck.

Don’t sweat the difficulties, Albert. If we know one thing about gamers, it’s that they’re not particularly hypersensitive to any sort of direct or even indirect criticism about their hobby.

As a father of a seven month old, my PS4 has rapidly transformed into a $400 paperweight capable of playing Curious George episodes whenever whoever’s in charge of the baby needs to take a shit. Turns on like a breeze though

The bigger shock would've been if Long actually blocked someone.

They would have just blocked each other, but neither one knew how.

"I'm afraid I have to reciprocate your act"- Every opposing offense, in the rare event the Bears scored a touchdown this season.

Every week becomes more embarrassing as a Bears fan. It's only going to get worse when we announce John Fox as our head coach.