That male cheerleader just ran through the Ohio state football team, the ducks should see if he can transfer at halftime

Is "Republican" a euphemism for "had his first really good season at age 34 and never won a Cy Young?" Because that would be weird.

I don't think it's that ridiculous. I've heard all my life about people ignoring the elephant in the room.

On the Origin of Speciousness

and gave a bunch of money to Mitt Romney's campaign.

As a Republican, Curt should be less concerned with where his votes are coming from and more concerned with suppressing them.

Of course Curt Schilling isn't gonna listen to a bunch of old geezer sportswriters. Why would he start paying attention to fossils now?

Leave it to a creationist to start making shit up.

This is a football school. They all lie about degrees.

READ BETWEEN THE LINES, SHEEPLE

I wonder how many people actually remember that TV stations used to play the national anthem at the end of their broadcast day.

When FSU got down early, my brother, who was rooting for FSU, said Jameis Winston had the Ducks right where he wanted them.

70% of FSU going right to the locker room rather than shake hands after the game. These fuckin guys...

To quote my friend Nick, this is schadenfreude so thick and rich you can drizzle it over pancakes.

Good to see Fisher finally bring the authority when it counts: on the field, in Winston's final game, and one that is out of reach.

Would've held onto it if he had crab claws.

Tallahassee Police Department say Winston didn't fumble.

One thing I've noticed about Vox and how "the ingredients for disaster are hardwired into the site's design," as Kevin aptly observes: the site's mission basically offers an implicit promise of newsroom immunity that enables writers who are venturing outside their expertise to make mistakes and correct them later.

Cutler feels the same way

Finding his opinions and behavior simplistic and moronic is not the same as suggesting that he should be silenced and have his constitutional rights taken away, you twit.