That male cheerleader just ran through the Ohio state football team, the ducks should see if he can transfer at halftime

Is "Republican" a euphemism for "had his first really good season at age 34 and never won a Cy Young?" Because that would be weird.

I don't think it's that ridiculous. I've heard all my life about people ignoring the elephant in the room.

On the Origin of Speciousness

and gave a bunch of money to Mitt Romney's campaign.

As a Republican, Curt should be less concerned with where his votes are coming from and more concerned with suppressing them.

Of course Curt Schilling isn't gonna listen to a bunch of old geezer sportswriters. Why would he start paying attention to fossils now?

Leave it to a creationist to start making shit up.

they can't, they're too busy demagnetizing their CDs and buying pillars to keep their "interconnects" off of the floor and crowing about how they can hear a mouse fart from a mile away.

I imagine the number of audiophiles willing to pay that price for a Sony Walkman can be counted in the tens.

You think God is in control here? Ha-ha. I'm in control! I've been in control since the '50s, in case you haven't noticed! Ha-ha.

This is a football school. They all lie about degrees.

READ BETWEEN THE LINES, SHEEPLE

I wonder how many people actually remember that TV stations used to play the national anthem at the end of their broadcast day.

When FSU got down early, my brother, who was rooting for FSU, said Jameis Winston had the Ducks right where he wanted them.

70% of FSU going right to the locker room rather than shake hands after the game. These fuckin guys...

To quote my friend Nick, this is schadenfreude so thick and rich you can drizzle it over pancakes.

Would've held onto it if he had crab claws.

Tallahassee Police Department say Winston didn't fumble.

One thing I've noticed about Vox and how "the ingredients for disaster are hardwired into the site's design," as Kevin aptly observes: the site's mission basically offers an implicit promise of newsroom immunity that enables writers who are venturing outside their expertise to make mistakes and correct them later.