I call him “Day-Glo mummy”

The weird thing is, my pro-wall relatives have advanced degrees, have traveled, ect. and still are clinging to the nonsense.

Well, I’m glad you had fun! ;-)

I’ve tried pointing out to pro-wall relatives that the main source of illegal immigration is visa overstays and that a wall would have no effect on that. All I get is “Wut?”

I was sitting in the back of an Uber the other day and the driver(who incorrectly thought my Tshirst was alien themed) went on a mad tangent trying to tie Jesus, the bible, aliens, and Bill Gates all together. My bet is on him.

Ok, who had that on their 2020 bingo card? *shudder*

Oh, it’s just that they are often made of paving stones or bricks, and because of how I walk, I often catch my feet on the edge of them and fall. If I were to ever move there I’d have to use a walker(Zimmer frame) to get around safely. Totally my problem though and it won’t stop me from visiting, lol

I love Scotland for so many reasons, now I have even more reasons. In fact, the only thing I don’t love about Scotland is the sidewalks. ( but that’s not really  Scotland’s problem, lol)

As someone who has had to use gym socks and wash rags as sanitary products, this is a good thing.

I’ really glad I don’t have a cat right now

Christ on a cracker! I’m so embarrassed to be American sometimes. I’d ask if anyone in the UK or Commonweath Countries has a couch I could crash on, but I doubt my potentially plauge bearing self would be allowed in.

I’m so glad things are going well for you! I heard that Panama uses American dollars. Is it true?

I want to do them all now!

So, I thought I should pick up a new hobby for lockdown. I decided on a 3D puzzle Notre Dame de Paris. I thought “It’s only 293 pieces, how hard could it be?” Whelp, it turns out...pretty damn hard! It’s huge, my whole dining room is out of commission, it’s advanced, and I MIGHT finish it by Xmas. When it is done, I…

All of them. I’m planning on ordering a pizza and watching Godfather I and II all by myself. I might also make “3 sisters” stew. (corn, beans, squash).

“I never asked for 20k...we’ll work it out in the end” Translation: I’m too dumb to get my money upfront.

I know, right? If I were to run for office, I’d probably be called a Communist.

Those are exactly what I was thinking of. You are an angel on this earth!

I paid off my student loans on my own. I wouldn’t be mad at all about any program that lessens or forgives that debt for others. A hand up is not a hand out.

He often overlaps with the “accidental” anal guy.