I don’t like raisins so I always sub in dried cherries and apricots. I glaze the top with apricot jam If I have any on hand.

He looks like his preferred lovemaking style would be: Constant negging followed by 2 minutes of jackhammer.

They only boozy thing I crave these days are those cheap cherry cordial candies that you used to see around the holidays. I spent a solid 45 minutes trawling amazon trying to find some. Heh Heh

I bet he would also like bara brith! It’s a Welsh fruited tea bread with the fruit soaked in tea. Of course, I can’t get it in America, so I have to make my own. I might be brave and attempt the traditional yeasted version

I would happily eat 7/10 of these food items. All my friends and family also know that I loooove fruitcake. I’m hungry dammit, please give me the food gifts!

I’d sell a kidney. That’s gotta be worth something, right?

Pssht, she’s lining up a new husband. Someone rich, impotent, and in their 80's

His look are fine but what I really noticed was him giving guidance to the people filming so that they can navigate safely, having a mask, and the careful elbow bump of the guys that gave him a “Hey”. All without breaking stride. Instinctive caring is hot.

If the phrase “Teflon Don” hadn’t already been used for someone else, it certainly would apply here. I’m afraid he’ll find some way to skate as always. Melania is making plans though, I’m sure.

This was breathtakingly dumb and I will find it funny forever.

Yeah, I keep reminding people that most people survive chicken pox, but it doesn’t mean that there aren’t consequences down the line. 

More divorces than all the rest of the presidents put together. (evangelicals hate to be reminded of that one)

Thank goodness you are both ok. I hope the other driver gets the book thrown at them.

So many people are going to die before people with an actual plan get into office. I have weeks worth of food and entertainment an my apartment. I think I may only go out to go to the bank or to get my flu shot. In dumb and petty news: My favorite snack used to be Hot Cheetos Limon, but Trump ruined it for me. On Jan.…

On a chain gang

Thank God. I’m nearly crying from relief. I anticipate Trump and a few cronies continuing the usual tactics while the rest of the sycophants slowly back away and try to figure out how to save their careers.

I’m so everlastingly sick of him. 

I’ve got a bunch of Rom-Coms and music that makes happy queued up. I’m going to *try* to not watch tv until 5p.m.

The only recipe I’ll consider: https://www.mountvernon.org/inn/recipes/article/orange-fool/

My trash and recycling bins are nearly a block away. I will have to make 4 back and forth trips to take out my stuff. Fuck it, I’m counting that as exercise!