I’m assuming that they fired the actual groundskeeper and hired a bunch of day laborers for cheap(and then stiffed them on payment)

Whoever laid that sod did a sh*tty, sh*tty job. I bet the lawn dies within 2 weeks.

Your school nook looks great! Good luck with everything. One of my baby cousins just started at Liberty University this week. I swear to God, I’m surprised every day that I turned out so differently than the rest of my family.

Please elaborate. Thank you.

Oleander are toxic. Also, lots of states have planted them om median strips. Have at it dummies!

Exactly. I get my meds delivered through USPS. And now, since Amazon accepts EBT(food stamps), it’s how I get some of my food as well. A non-functioning Post Office could cost lives.

Hyland’s Restful Legs(homeopathic). I’ve had hundreds of customers swear by it

I hope you are feeling better. Kitty snuggles release endorphins, right?

It’s just me, and I don’t have a big appetite. Maybe I can stuff one half with pepperoni, tomato and cheese

Someday, all this mishugas  will be over. We just have to make it through.

Hi everybody! This week ! will start out with a small brag and then ask for advice. After months of trying to do planks and barely being able to hold them for a few seconds, I can now hold a plank for a minute with only a couple of knee drops. Yay me! My friend gave me two massive squash, 1 zucchini(courgette) and one…

I wondered the same thing. Before every surgery I’ve had as an adult, there has been a nurse standing at the foot of the bed saying “Right, pee in this cup please”, even after my tubal ligation.

Miss Dolly is, and always has been, good people

I’ve already planned it out: Me on a couch with a large pizza and a DVD of The Godfather I and II. It will be fantastic! No family allowed.

Sure, but now my racist Trumper relatives will be filling up my Facebook messenger with it...

I think she is a good choice, but I am dreading the attacks and misinformation that will be leveled at her now. I feel so worn down and discouraged that I wish I could just sleep until the election is over. (I won’t though. Instead, I’ll just go punch some stuff and call it a workout. That’s how I live now)

We could tell him that he needs to go there so that they can start working on it, then blow it up Tony Stark style.

I had some watermelon and feta. It doesn’t seem like it would work, but it does.

I had to eat candy and listen to some Frank Zappa just to chill my shit out.

I’ll miss seeing Wynn’s little face, but I hope he gets many years of snuggles, kibble, and patches of sunlight to laze in.