I’ll hate all the people for you

And... "Muh rights!"

Christ on a cracker, this makes me want to vomit.

They do not come in my size. Therefore, they are not perfect.

*checks watch* Yup, it’s WTF O’clock already

Same. I live on salads and smoothies, but they don’t add up to much. I think I will start making the smoothies with whole milk(instead of almond milk) and add nuts and cheese to the salads.

True enough. I had a little microscope when I was a kid and put all sorts of weird stuff on the blank slides.

I have the weirdest habit with food. I often get to the end of the day and realise I’ve only eaten 600-700 calories. I then panic and eat a box of Cheez-its or most of a pizza to try and get calories in. I really need to work on that.

Way back in the day, my best friend and I would travel to see the Grateful Dead in Vegas. We always lived on oranges, Brown sugar pop tarts and water. It’s probably why I always ended up in the medical tent. It was so fun though! *twirls away in cloud of incense smoke*

I seriously considered San Miguel de Allende at one point. It has a huge ex-pat community, I’m sure you’ll do great!

I only go to the beach in the winter. No crowds, no sunburn, long grey walks with the foghorn in the distance. Then a breakfast burrito before heading home...sigh

I once was without milk or butter and subbed in spaghetti sauce. It wasn’t too bad

pickled watermelon rinds are also delightful if you have any melons around

Sweet baby Jesus, I need these immediately.

oooooh, cold noodles sound yummy. I’ve been living on blackberry smoothies and pop tarts

I have officially lost my appetite...gah!

I have my annual check-up in a few weeks and even though I know my Dr. will likely have many things to say about my bloodwork, all I want to do is lay on my floor eating pizza and ice cream. Halp!

Never pick a crush over a job you like. Resist, friend, resist.

Guy invents amazing science thing and then immediately figures out how to bring his d*ck into the mix. Seems about right.

Well now I might be tempted to watch SOA