Different South Africas.

“died by suicide” has to be one of the sloppiest phrases I’ve heard in awhile. You commit suicide or you kill yourself. Suicide is a motive, not a method.

I can see why Kris is interested in combining two words together to create a new way to describe what she does. It worked well for Tobias Funke.

You think there is a point where a child “ages out” of inspiring hysterical grief in a parent?

This is the creepiest fucking thing I’ve ever read.

Ok, I’ll go to Mecca. But I need to convert first, right? And I need a companion with a sack of balls between their legs, because that sack of balls keeps me protected. Protected from other carriers of sacks of balls. It sounds hard, I think I’d rather stay put and staple my eyes out.

Her latest song is an airy heartbeat of a groove that totally has me swaying and wanting to meander through the forest on a nature adventure.

“I grant you the right to use my piece, but in reverse you have to provide a space for my brand within your campaign.”

Fun fact: “Giving people what they’re willing to pay for.” narrowly lost out to “I’m loving it” when McDonald’s was picking a slogan.

Re: Milla Jovovich

the Kardashian-Jenner family is in the midst of a powwow to ensure the transition is handled sensitively

Marchesa misses more often than it hits, but when it hits, it really hits big. Another win from, I think, about a year ago:

I just laughed so hard! I want to yell that at people even though they would have zero idea what I meant!!

He needs to come off it because I had to google who he even is right now.

It was a typical night out at the bars in Minneapolis & was having a great time talking to a really nice guy. In the middle of a sentence, Josh Hartnett bounds up to the guy and drags him away while shouting, “No. Beer googles, dude. No. Beer goggles. Beer goggles. No. No. No. No. Take off your beer goggles. No. No.…

Her shows/tours are notoriously boring and prone to cancellation. I feel bad for fans that spent money to get to Vegas, but honestly this is not surprising. And while her comment was a brilliant bit of shade, you know who is notoriously magnificent at putting on a great show & almost never cancels a show? Madonna.

I can’t believe you’re parading your hangover around like it’s a joke. It’s not cute. I’m a recovering alcoholic, and I was triggered by your comment. Now I’ll sit at my desk all day craving a cocktail and will probably relapse. Words have meaning. Words have weight. I hope you’re pleased with yourself.

Imagine being the one friend of Taylor Swift who wasn’t invited to be in the “Bad Blood” video.

Well, maybe we should all stop using literally and figuratively incorrectly.

The mental image of a prince in an animal hospital is interesting. How did he provide evidence he was a prince? Paperwork? Sleeping on a stack of mattresses? Kissing frogs?