Ding ding ding!

Yep, for the first time in my life! I’ve spoken to the landlord and he’s chill with me re-painting and putting pictures up, so I really get to make it my own

There are already a million threads filled with hate and negativity. Why bring it here?

That’s awesome, one day I’ll have my own avo tree too!

It was on toast, but if I could re-eat it I think I’d just eat it with a spoon. I don’t usually like avo but itself but it was THAT good!

I’m so glad to hear that! I still feel quite unsettled, what with living out of suitcases and having most of my possessions at my ex’s, but I should be in my own place in the next 2 weeks... I’m really looking forward to having a space to make my own.

My teenage years weren’t so long ago and it mortifies me to remember how awful I was. I’ve only ever seen my mom cry twice in my life, and one of those times was when I was being the world’s most horrible little asshole to her. I don’t know if I’ll ever really get over the guilt of what I put them through as a…

I just ate the best damn avocado I think I’ve ever had. I just want to go back in time to 2 minutes ago so I could eat it again!

My fiancee and I broke up 2 months ago, and I’ve been crashing at a friend’s while I sort out a new place... The first month and a half were a haze, I couldn’t bare to be alone and was out drinking and partying almost every day of the week. I would come home in the wee hours of the morning and cry myself to sleep.

Yeah, I spent the whole day in bed with a hangover today. Around 2pm I dragged myself out of bed to do some writing - I was foggy, so it’s a bit shit, but I feel better that at least I did SOMETHING today.

The part I hate most in interviews is when they ask “Do you have any questions for us?”. I feel like a dunce if I say no.

I go through this as well...

I replied to one of his comments saying that no one is doxxing him, he is doxxing himself. I don’t know if it’s a part of his cry for attention or if he is genuinely naive about how the internet works.

No one fucking doxxed you. I only caught up with this drama today and managed to find your Facebook profile and website within 2 minutes.

Well shit, how about we just all start mass messaging Heather and asking her to get you help? If not for your sanity then for ours.

No, fuck this.

I once had an Uber driver who, I realised while we were on the highway, was completely drunk. He was joking about how he had been driving for so long that he couldn’t feel the brake under his foot.

From now on, every time I’m having a serious moment filled with gravitas I’m going to expect Kris Jenner to walk in yelling “Broooowwwnniees”

Leonardo is probably the only celeb I struggle to have an opinion on... I can’t figure him out.

I... Don’t hate them?