It's show publicity time. The new season of Keeping Up with the Kardashians just started and the family had to hold in all that “concern” so the articles can sync with the episodes.

I still think Justin Bobby is smoking hot. No shame here.

I understand all of the words in the Kim Kardashian story, just not necessarily in that order. I.....what....huh?

Hmm, none of her initials are letters in the word Benghazi, (unless she has a middle name?) so I’m alert but not alarmed at this stage.

There’s a little Kristen Schaal going on there.

I just feel like there’s some rockstar BBC actress toiling away in the period drama ghetto who could do wonders with this part.

Oh yeah. This is so thirsty I could mistake her for a freshly salted slug.

I kinda sorta hate to be that person but who fucking cares? I hate that there are 50 news articles about everything this little girl does. And anyone who’s surprised that she of all people is getting high needs to get out more. If I can from her family I’d be high as balls every day.

it’s not even shade. it’s pure starless night.

On a scale from “old toilet used as a flower planter” to “my dad is also my grandpa”, this is a “found hiding under a kiddie pool on an episode of Cops”.

GOOD GOD LEMON

For real.

SJP takes the theme VERY seriously. She actually does copious amount of research in order to understand how the theme influences fashion IRL.

She always looks like herself! I do genuinely wish more people would take risks and rock them, though. For example, here’s what Lee Lin Chin (Aussie newsreader) wore to the Logies (our daytime emmys, but at night). The best part (besides the comfortable shoes) is the fact that she is clearly having a ball:

Charlotte Elizabeth Diana is an anagram of

Yeah. Wills and Kate 100% look like that one couple you know who are smart and beautiful but also super chill and always make guac when you meet up for Game of Thrones viewing parties.

They don’t have to cook the baby in the incubator for a night?*

Shallow, but: my inner child is crushed by how unattractive Prince William has become.

Ever since I heard a story about Demi Lovato punching a guy in the face because she was coked out of her mind, she has earned a permanent soft spot in my heart.

Is he for birthing babies...or against birthing babies.... or just stating that babies are born?