my now-fiancee

high-five! I think most of us have music degrees or something ;p

nope! I knew someone would try to guess that.

I now work for a very successful dotcom (we've done super bowl commercials in recent years), I've never taken a coding class, and the way I learned to code was in my first job in the late 90s when I was hired as a designer with my 1337 HTML and JS skillz (I mean, Dreamweaver 1.0 write-it-for-me code), then the company…

mmm, little nasty tomato sugar vinegar puree ridges....

Oh NO YOU DI-IN'T!!!!

The perfect french fries are crispy on the outside and tender on the inside. If you don't want to mess with deep-frying, this technique of steaming-then-roasting may be your best alternative.

"I'm Clumsy"
No you're not. You're awesome. Everything else is the problem. So instead, say what I say, "I'm crowded", because it's true! If that stuff wasn't so dang close to me, I wouldn't run into it!

You are now Kristin (Chenoweth) Wong!

I use the extra-firm Rumble Roller... ouch...

Just because you mentioned "The Biggest Loser", I have to step in with my loathing for that show for what it does to it's contestants and it's viewers. It's a TV show. It's sole purpose is to make money. The producers of that show have no interest in inspiring people or teaching people about being healthy. From a…

Not to mention how frustrated the poor ectomorph gets when he sees the endomorph's body in the "After" photos and is led to believe that they can put on that kind of muscle quickly, celebrity or not!

Are you building muscle?

Can we all agree that for the most part, we are doing the best we can?

And be sure to use the word "so"... a LOT! The more times you say "so" the more you express the extent of your sincerity. Perhaps you can even drag one out a bit too, because you're a master wordsmith!

I didn't actually say nor imply that was the reason why all non-Christians send their kids to private Christian schools. I was just expressing that it does happen often. You keep making assumptions...

I'm so sorry that you have to deal with such behavior.

OK, you're having a difficult time understanding where I'm coming from on here, and I can only blame myself for not presenting what I am trying to say in the most effective manner while trying to remain succinct, due to time constraints. I completely understand how the "spirit" of the rhetoric differs from the article…

My wife taught at a private Christian school. It was amazing how many non-Christian parents sent their kids there because they thought that by doing so, their kids would become nice, obedient, good kids and that the school would somehow "fix" their behavior. It starts and ends at home. No, you don't have to be…

The whole piece is full of suggestions of what parents need to be doing. I was only providing a glimpse into what can happen when people don't engage in active parenting. So, do we continue responding to finger-wagging with more finger-wagging? Perhaps instead of doing the very thing you're accusing me of, you could…