Scoop out the mids and throw them away!!!

And then make sure your speakers are right on the floor. Who needs rugs, amirite?

Yeah, I can play the guitar. And then Strong Mad comes in on the bass like, DOW DOW DOW DOW DOW DOWWW DOW DOW DOW DOW DOW”, and The Cheat comes in like “And the Trogdor comes in the NIIIIIIIGHT”!

This is ridiculous. Next you’re going to say tea is political, or stamps.

I’m not precisely the biggest fan of kids, but don’t you think smearing them on the wall is a little extreme?

These supplements claim they “support a healthy immune system” but you know what else supports a healthy immune system? Breathing. Also eating a good diet and getting sufficient sleep.

It’s actually mentioned in the article:
“There are a couple of goofy outliers (one person labeled “probably not” as 100%) but zonination says the outliers are all from the same respondent (so they probably should have been omitted).” 

This feels like a trap but it also sounds like a good time.

Science!

If you try cutting in line in Canada, anywhere, I will find you, and give you the most withering, silent glare, you have ever seen.

I like to cut the lights too, if I can.

I would 100% disagree with this statement. It’s not expensive to eat healthy. It’s expensive to spend $8 on McDonald’s meal 3x a day, 7 days a week.

These book-larnin’ people with their fancy educations! Not in my America!

It’s hardly fair to get mad at someone for speaking correctly. Like, I’m not saying “I’m doing well” guy should feel the need to correct “I’m doing good” guy, but he can say “well” all he wants. Same with “whom” - just because someone knows when to use it doesn’t mean they’re a snob for doing so.

How about the people that just tag a friend?

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We should also ban “I caught a fish” selfies, but the tiger selfies are more pressing.

In cases where the ride is identical, I’d almost trust the traveling ride over the fixed one. The traveling one has been torn apart and put back together a dozen times a year by “a guy named Rad,” which is probably the best opportunity for Rad to actually notice if something is awry. The fixed ride is probably being…

Yep. Gotta keep your eye on the prize.