Scoop out the mids and throw them away!!!

And then make sure your speakers are right on the floor. Who needs rugs, amirite?

Yeah, I can play the guitar. And then Strong Mad comes in on the bass like, DOW DOW DOW DOW DOW DOWWW DOW DOW DOW DOW DOW”, and The Cheat comes in like “And the Trogdor comes in the NIIIIIIIGHT”!

This is ridiculous. Next you’re going to say tea is political, or stamps.

I’m not precisely the biggest fan of kids, but don’t you think smearing them on the wall is a little extreme?

These supplements claim they “support a healthy immune system” but you know what else supports a healthy immune system? Breathing. Also eating a good diet and getting sufficient sleep.

but if they lose all consumer trust they are out of business sooner than later.

And sadly, a company putting “you waive the right to sue us” in a ToS does not actually protect them from being sued and losing.

Yeah, but keeping our data in an Excel spreadsheet is far more cost effective.

You can put whatever you want in a TOS, that doesn’t automatically make it enforceable and waive your rights.

I’m sort of lucky, against everyone’s advice, I have zero credit and never really started a credit score. I’ve never applied for a credit card and have paid my cheap cars and my modest house cash. I was just about to apply for one and “start my credit history” I guess I can hold that off for a while longer.

“Hey, we just exposed all of your private data, so now please give all your private data to this other company to protect yourself.”

It’s actually mentioned in the article:
“There are a couple of goofy outliers (one person labeled “probably not” as 100%) but zonination says the outliers are all from the same respondent (so they probably should have been omitted).” 

This feels like a trap but it also sounds like a good time.

Mika McKinnon (who I thought used to write for Gizmodo) wrote an article about exciting rumors that LIGO has detected a gravitational wave source with an optical counterpart: https://www.newscientist.com/article/2144937-exclusive-we-may-have-detected-a-new-kind-of-gravitational-wave/ 

Science!

If you try cutting in line in Canada, anywhere, I will find you, and give you the most withering, silent glare, you have ever seen.

I like to cut the lights too, if I can.

I would 100% disagree with this statement. It’s not expensive to eat healthy. It’s expensive to spend $8 on McDonald’s meal 3x a day, 7 days a week.