Why does cloud-man hate pigs, who are awesome, when he should really reconsider the fucked up creation of the human being? Because really, besides cats, what other species finds killing things—especially it's own kind—so damn pleasurable? :-)

This is way better than the original version of that stupid song (which, aside from the riff, suuuuckkkkkkkssssss forever). LOVE the dixieland reinvention.

Glen Campbell has always been awesome, even with dreck like 'Rhinestone Cowboy'. A studio guitar slinger, great achey-voiced singer. I hope they do give him the nod.

It's like a blend of Triplets of Belleville, Spirited Away and (especially) Gravity Falls. I'm intrigued...

Thank you! Beats are really pretty terrible. There are so many better options out there. And as other people have mentioned—the idea of 'studio quality' Beats (I suppose they're like those crap cans some low-end studios used to use) paired with any number of low bit MP3s is laughable.

Indeed! And thanks—LOL

Yes to ALL of this, indeed!
LOL—yes, the "What would you have done if your mother hadn't had YOU?" ", or the one my mom said all the time: "Don't you want a little you?!" Uh, no. No I don't. WTF? :-)

I don't know who this person is, but this made me LOL. :-)

" if we needed some videos to "show us how it's done" "

I would love to be all about my yoga and beach vacations as a lifestyle. I could definitely get behind that.

I have family members who used the 'S' word in regards to our no-kids decision, and they have turned out to be terrible, clueless, heads-up-their-own-asses parents who never did anything remotely 'selfless' to help their kids out.

Wait—is this supposed to be Henry VIII? Is this from that prettified version that came out years ago? Forgive me, for I am an olds and don't keep up with the teevee very much.

Absolutely. I heard it forever from everyone—from family to coworkers to strangers in lines at the grocery. It was ridiculous and only finally! ceased after I was in my forties. The idea for so many women continues—that we cannot be validated as females if we don't pop one out. It's really ridiculous in this day and…

YES TO THIS.

I know! It looks like that stupid collection from istock that every single company uses; all white, ethereal background and smiley perfect teeth people. And in this case, eating salad in bed, because...?

It's probably because you were in VT, a pretty chill place.

People like to assume that Harley riders are all TUFF, Salt of the Earth types—whereas many of them are either in hock for their bike or are weekend warriors playing out their macho-dude fantasy.
Meanwhile, a nice, reliable, fast and lovely bike like a BMW gets the elitist nod.

Ugh I hear you. I rode a road bike forever, but our shitty roads convinced me to get a hybrid. If I go for a ride now, the assclowns decked out in their fake race wear give me all kinds of side-eye. Fuck you, douchebag. I'll try not to laugh as I pass you fixing yet another flat on your warped frame from that pothole.
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"Victoria's Secret model Lily Aldridge gives us the diet secrets to becoming an angel (die, become weightless, go to heaven)."
Seriously, I don't know who half these people are, but this is my favorite installment every week. THANK YOU FOR THE LAUGHS