LOL Because what woman doesn't enjoy a dry-as-a-bone vag?

Stevie sounds like she's forgotten the chord progression or is having trouble negotiating the chord fingering. Sigh.

Behaving like a spoiled petulant brat does not make you someone people want to collaborate with. And life—especially life in creative fields—depends on the ability to suck in your ego and work with other people who you may not care for. All or nothing is not exactly the best career plan, unless you possess incredible,…

In regards to will.i.am, may I suggest that the term 'artist' doesn't really apply?

Good gawd, that would be glorious. The less of his attention-whore crap, the better.

Considering he's lucky to have a career (IMO, of course—I think his crap is just that—crap), he really should can the Don't You Know Who I Am? act. Honestly, who the fuck arrives 45 minutes before a flight in modern times? LOL

I will share this with friends who look at me as if I'm insane when I'm using the pen tool.

However, I still hate Illustrator's version of the pen tool. Freehand had a much more intuitive version; every time I use Illo, I curse the wretched thing.

I confess these made me laugh my head off.

You sound like my hubby. A gentleman. Happy to know some still exist.

I'm suddenly recalling Sophie's Choice.

Yes to this.

Thanks for the info (300 hundred pugs? YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAAYAYAYAYAAAAAA....)!
I may have to RISK IT! :-)

He really is (still!) adorable. Loved that dance, so fun and full of energy. Just fabulous!

May I join you? I can run in my sensible, cool boots and sneakers, too. And my big ole comfy cargo-y pants, with loads of pockets for carrying zombie-killing implements.

OMFG keep me back. Keep me back. The squee would make my head explode (and sadly I can't bring another dog in to the household at the moment).

I second (and third) this.

That's perfect.
WE DON'T READ NO BOOK BUT ONE.

That's us. We're always running around, killing people who aren't like us, always trying to shove our agenda down everyone's throats. UGH

YES! I salute you, sir or madam.

Haaa! And really, what do these particular ass-backwards fuckturds have to be angry about? Did she run out of glitzy beads for her Bedazzler and the HobbyLobby was closed?