Good ole Rubylith. I remember it well.

It's all they have.

Thank you, yes! If I'm going to consume something that has fat in it, I will do that, instead of opting for replacement goop of questionable origin. :-)

OMFG Miracle Whip, what a horror of horrors that sweetened crap is.
Back in my childhood (think Betty Draper Mom era), all the moms intent on endless dieting used Miracle Whip in place of mayo. And since everything in our childhood had mayo in it, these moms managed to ruin all foods all the time.
We all learned to…

They certainly aren't very good at remembering to NOT bake their offspring in the car these days.

Hee. This looks like one of our dogs did after she got stung by a bee.

I'm with you re: MBA's. They're ruining the world, one company at a time.

As a tail-ender of the baby boomers, I completely agree with your statement. WTF happened? Did they do too many lines of coke back at the disco?

Forrest passes the fuck out from boob-flu.

I am dying here—DYING with the laffs from this.

Oooh yes to this.

With ya there! Adding Catherine O'Hara and Frances McDormand to the list.

OK, I have to confess. I didn't like Clerks. At all. :-)

And every generation since has been doing the same. LOL

Lt. Dan.

HAAAAAA Now I must use this during sexytimes teevee scenes, just to be an asshole.

That's a pretty great insight. Thanks for posting it—I never thought about it in quite that way.
I'll still call her JENNAY though.

It says you're an awesome mom, IMO. :-)

Bukowski was here? LOL LOL that's awesome! Now I'll have to look that cartoon up. And read Post Office for the 39th time. :-)

Mine is probably "In heaven there wouldn't be dust on everything".

Oh absolutely yes indeed.
I use this line ALL THE TIME. hahahahahahaha
OMG my poor husband. :-)