I can't get enough of Beetlejuice now. It has held up remarkably well—still hiiiilarious and ridiculous and fun.

SIGH.

That would be wonderful, wouldn't it? If this seemingly endless array of whoever-they-are celebrities (I have no idea who this girl is, for I am an olds) took a page from Angelina, or Audrey Hepburn or Bridget Bardot, they would be much more compelling, and would be doing good works.

"You see? Your stupid minds! Stupid! STUPID!"

It's another Ducky Momo kind of day. Sigh.

I will help you.

(THEY DON'T EVEN HAVE A FABRIC SECTION ANYMORE)

I bet you're correct.

The police in my town are too busy watchig p0rn on their laptops and eating donuts behind the stores on the green.

This is a great idea. My dear departed dad gave me his car-window hammer thing when he knew his time was up, and he would appreciate my using it in this manner. I just hope I never have to.

"[FLOATS AWAY ON GOSSAMER WISP]"

Awww, I grew up near Pike Creek. Who knew there was a Miss Pike Creek (who could be stripped of her royal vestments)?. THE MORE YOU KNOW.
In all honesty, though—officials should have caught that basic math glitch regarding her age and saved everyone the heartache.

You made my day using the correct term! I once asked at WF re: the tare for the containers and they OF COURSE just gave me the stink eye.

Fave t-shirt spotted at a race:
"Instant asshole: just add BMW"

No Pants Wednesday
Someone needs to name a band that, please.

That's exactly my problem, too. I'm pretty tall, but the proportion sadly isn't long-legged tall. LOL

Yes yes yes. Boot cut still is the most flattering cut for me. Skinny jeans with the super tapered cuff look ridiculous on my body. I'm in pretty decent shape, but not thin. And no to pleats—something I definitely learned from that show!

"Also, there is a law that any occasion (wedding, funeral, etc.) must have at least one man/boy in the black shirt/colored tie. It is written."
This is so very very true. Especially since my mother's side is made up of folks with vowels at the end of their surnames. :-)

"a dog that likes to joyously say hello to the world at all hours of the night, it's just so happy to be alive"
I'm thinking this proves that you have been a dog owner. LOL

Seriously. He's always wonderful.