“Balluania”? Amateurs.

If you trust The Process and avoid making short-term trades, maybe you get Beyoncé.

I’m partial to this one.

He is doing a great thing for the community, how dare you try to bad mouth him donating his own money to help people

What is this?

A call in Seattle from New England has not had this bad of a reaction since...

When I was in highschool, I one touched the rim too.

I’d bet all the money in my pocket that Gronk gets these confused when reading comics

Gronk: Bro! That was sweet! Want to celebrate?

He may not have SAID that, but he is NOT denying the fact that he ripped the ticket up in your face.

Brady cured him with his magic diet.

Because he gave his best effort to the Packers and then was going to have them pay for an expensive surgery after they fell out of playoff contention but they fucked him so now he’s going to play for Patriots and they’re going to pay his salary and then for his shoulder reconstruction surgery after they are eliminated…

Huh, who knew that Sepp Blatter cared about anything other than money?

Although to be fair, he might have thought that was where she kept her wallet.

That’s kind of the problem though, she wasn’t being held back, or restrained. They were carrying her out, and her arms were free, and she did something drunk and stupid people do. Maybe the plan was to get her out of there really quick to diffuse the situation. I’m unclear on who these officers are, police or…

I would skate through a brick wall for that coach.

For what it’s worth, I think he was trying to be funny, and I have been laughing my ass off about this video for going on nine hours, now.

Just remember to shout, “Ker-Shaw!” when you send out the swimmers.

So basically a reverse Legarrette Blount?

Good God, this is actually going to happen, isn’t it? I can definitely see him putting up a 100-1,800-15 as a Patriot and I’m already pissed off.

Good for him. Hope he does well as a Patriot soon.