“Hey, you know what would be funny? If I benched pressed as a celebration”

Regardless the answer, there’s zero chance Windhorst survives to report on it.

The best stuff pickled is beets, with hard boiled eggs in with them. Then just eat the red hard boiled eggs. And half sours. Those are good, too.

How many more years are we going to pretend Jozy isn’t an immobile piece of shit?

Don’t worry, we can regain some cred if we do well in the World Series.

Or maybe we are out of the WC because we lost to Trinidad & Tobego.

The USMNT is an example of something that is actually disrespectful to the troops.

Here’s a 13-minute highlight reel of Rogers that will either entertain you or make you punch a hole in your computer.

It’s his double jeopardy strategy that makes him so good. I’ve never seen anyone consistently bet as big as he does on them. People are usually WAY too conservative with daily doubles and he thinks nothing of betting $5,000 or more. He’s outstanding at getting control of the board and then going hunting in the second…

I’m surprised it’s not 90 minutes of “Aquí aquí aquí aquí aquí aquí aquí aquí aquí aquí aquí aquí aquí aquí aquí aquí aquí aquí aquí aquí aquí aquí aquí aquí aquí aquí aquí aquí aquí aquí aquí aquí aquí.”

Little early for that. Can’t you wait till after Halloween, you pervert?

Rule of thumb: if you refer to women as “females,” you’re just telling on yourself.

TF is Old Town?

Somehow I don’t think exercise when I think philly lifestyle. I think whizz fountain and a Dock Street.   

Running for that jawn

I tend to think Jeter will do pretty well in Miami. That retirement homage of his that played over and over again on TV indicates he thinks in P.R. terms (“Will you people please get back, my film crew needs room.. We’re filming a homage to my humbleness here!”), which bodes well for putting butts in the seats. He…

Even Jeter’s iPad has a sidepiece. YEAH JETES!

Too bad he can’t reach the one on the far right.

“Carbonated water has less oxygen than regular water.”