*continually restarts the video at 00:14*

Ugh, don’t make me say that Antonio Gates was a basketball player! (and Ryan Fitzpatrick went to Harvard!!!)

Comes from an island. Islands have sand. Sand is gritty. Checks out.

Tight end dammit! He can already catch!

Messi never dated Paris Hilton, so he never got the clap.

billy haisley what is ur opinion on mls pls & thx

I assume she used towels to avoid the spread of rabies. All thanks to the awareness raised by the Michael Scott’s Dunder Mifflin Scranton Meredith Palmer Memorial Celebrity Rabies Awareness Pro-Am Fun Run Race for the Cure. For the cure.

Yeah, I call Bullwinkle.

After an hour, the squirrel regained consciousness.

How can games like this not be on network TV?

See you at the parade! NOVA!!!!!

Hugs.

No dude, he’s not a satanist - it’s even worse, he’s an atheist. He’s stuck thanking, like, real people and shit.

Why tho? I hate Trump, he’s absolute garbage. But the only reason this article is written is because Deadspin agrees with Rosen’s opinions. Seems simple enough.

he might not be particularly religious

Just be careful which kind of modest you’re talking here. Modest rural backgrounds are OK. Modest urban backgrounds will be asked to try WR.

Yes, relatively affluent white kids fancy dogs from California never turn into successful pro QBs.

I mean this just seems like he’s allowed to have opinions because they are opinions you agree with (doubtful you’d write this if he wrote F Obama or something) but whatevah.

has anyone considered maybe working him out as a wide receiver?

his privileged upbringing means he won’t have the drive to succeed.