theoriginalwalrus
TheOriginalWalrus
theoriginalwalrus

Reminds me of the kids who climbed our 625' tower crane in Milwaukee last year. The only thing I was happy about was them not killing themselves.

I hate that we’ve reached the point where American kids are doing the type of things we used to ousource to Russia.

Good. Anything to keep people from bringing babies on planes. At least have the decency to check them in at the gate.

I actually think he’d dust off the lifetime ban. And then mouth-breathers could be all, ‘Free Speech! First and/or Second Ammemmen!’, and then Trump would be all, ‘what about the black Nazis who won’t stand for the anthem what about them’?

It’s pretty impressive how well he is transitioning into an outspoken leader in the community. Ali really struggled with it and finally came to a head with the draft. Jordan and Tiger both lamed out, Barkley is the living embodiment of survival bias, Kobe only cares about Kobe, and Shaq is just a little too close to

I guess this is okay, right? We want to share recipes and all? No breach of confidentiality or nothing?

He got it from his mom, Ilene Bolt.

Put this kid’s house in west Compton AND THEN you have a hit tv show!

The only thing worse is Internet Commenters who get so riled up about a single paragraph describing a douchebag, that they have to physically get up from the computer and walk around to cool off.

Footage of this guy is the best ISIS recruiting video ever.

Just to be clear: Mayweather has physically beaten women. Caused actual damage to women with his fists (as a champion boxer!).

Oh, man. This was the year I thought Jack Sock would really be a comer.

Putting shit into your ass should be called “Raspberry Beret” simply because of the lyric “She walked in through the out door.”

Rizzo is absolutely going to wear one for this. We all know it’s coming. Yes, this is all so fucking stupid.

Oscar seems grouchy.

looked foul until the very end.

Everyone replying to Trucha is a Warriors fan, right? Fucking herbs. Rory’s cool, let him be.

Not really a story. Without Woody Paige it’s basically a fake ATH panel anyway.

ESPN is making a case for its own worthlessness in real time.