I don’t think that counts as a Certificate of Authenticity.

Fucking pedophile.

He also molested the girl for two fucking years. It wasn’t some one off thing he did; it was a sustained campaign of abuse. Which he admitted to!

Seems like you got a lot of Bros in your comments who may have touched a lil sister or cousin or something. They are super forgiving of a 15yo molesting a 6 year old. If he didnt know it was wrong by 15, how did she know by 6? *head desk*

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I’m not too surprised at how it all started, Siri has a reputation for talking back.

Far be it for me to criticize Richard Sherman, but if he’s still going to be grumpy with Wilson about SB 49 he might want to consider that they had a 10 point lead in the 4th quarter of that game and his number 1, bad-ass, we-never-take-blame-for-anything defense couldn’t hold it. 

According to witnesses, Sherman threw the ball back to Wilson and yelled, “You f—-ing suck!”

Russell Wilson’s D also really resents Russell Wilson, said myself and a dozen other people about to make the same joke.

I’m still hoping Boston trades the first pick to Toronto who takes Ball. I want to see anarchy on draft day at the Ball family table.

Just out of camera range, Joey Porter and Darrius Heyward-Bey are engaged in a fierce debate at the four-square court over the proper application of the “no babies” rule.

I mean, really, isn’t that the dream? Having a tetherball court at your house? Everyone has a pool, or maybe the fancy guys have a tennis court, but a full out regulation tetherball court? That’s tip top stuff there. 

They made millions off him way more money off him than he did them

Yes it is. Also worth noting he was paid a $16 million signing bonus. Based on the time played under the contract, the Lions could have forced him to repay up to $3.2 million, but only required him to pay back $320k for some sort of cap relief reasons (it’s possible they’re doing 10 year installments, everything I’ve…

For all the shit the browns get about being a poorly run franchise. The lions have essentially had not one but TWO once in a generation skill players without anything to show for it WHILE ALSO KILLING THEIR LOVE FOR THE GAME. That really speaks volumes about the dumpster fire that organization is.

but that doesn’t make it look any less petty to demand that a player who was so central to the team return several hundred thousand dollars as a penalty for choosing to walk away from the game after years of injuries.

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to me it is an obviously inflammatory take meant to get clicks. And if I’m being honest, Deadspin has been doing that more and more lately. It’s too bad.

I feel like this storyline is pretty easy to manufacture if you ask a bunch of questions about the nightlife instead of about basketball.

Remember the most insidious part of this is Goodell probably doesn’t even really have a position. He just knows it is a piece of leverage that the NFL can use with the NFLPA for the next CBA.