“I thought heptathletes couldn’t have babies because they were born with both parts?” - Emmitt Smith

This is the last time the White House is allowed to ask the first question at a tennis press conference

The Giants TV broadcasters enjoyed an on-air chuckle about MadBum’s “mighty swing-and-miss of the bat” just prior to his first homer today... And Giants fans chuckled along, until MadBum shut all our chuckling up. “He who chuckles last, chuckles best”. This might be a good year for Bochey to pinch-hit Bumgarner on a…

this is a bad comment. walk it back Samer. WALK IT BACK.

She wrote that he is a “deluded asshole”. What would you call that?

Oh right. She didn’t explicitly say it so that’s not what she heavily heavily implied. Give me a break dude.

No one’s saying he’s sexist for saying it. But even if he’s right and women don’t want to coach, there’s likely a reason why the interest in coaching has declined among women that the basketball establishment has the power to affect. And if Geno is right and schools are drawing from a smaller pool of women, then…

Not implying anything, but is that Ann Coulter in the background of the item’s picture?

This is clock work with Geno. He does this intentionally, what seems like every year leading into the final four . He says something stupid, something he knows will get a ton of attention and deflects pressure away from his team. Geno is an ass, but he’s a brilliant ass and he wins a lot.

Troubling comments no doubt, but to dismiss Geno as an out-of-touch, deluded, sexist asshole for this is foolish. Have you paid attention to almost everything else he’s ever said as UConn’s coach?

Or ears.

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When I was a kid, it was “Catwoman’s in the kitchen.” #Progress

If you are more upset at Kaepernick protesting police brutality than you were at the police committing it, yeah, you're part of the problem.

I give Hilary credit, but mostly I’m in shock that Gawker (this is Gawker btw) doesn’t understand they are a huge part of the Trump machine of idiots. Ashley’s ideas of grouping all Republicans as racist is dumb as shit and the exact “libtard”(the fact people use that term is ridiculous) bs that these memes are made…

That’s some Fresh Prince/Saved By the Bell sized court.

If only Roma had someone in their lineup who could make a clean defensive tackle at midfield, like some sort of central defensive midfielder, yeah that’s the ticket! You know, if they paid Toronto enough, they might be able to get that Michael Bradley guy; I hear he’s pretty good.

Wait, so some asshole 3rd world country security guards really did draw their weapons and demand cash as a requisite for letting them go? So Lochte only lied about some events which was really only embellishing and we are roasting someone other than those backwards Brazilian corrupt pieces of human shits? I thought we…

“ acting unusual and making irrational statements.”

Exactly what I was thinking. 9 years ago Simmons says Love > Mayo and also notes that it’s difficult to say without sounding like an ass because the reasons why Love > Mayo align with unfortunate racial stereotypes. Other than mixing in LeBron’s name, what was he wrong about?

Also, Simmons has spent more time over the…