What about this one?

Why the hell cant deadspin talk about The conflict of interest with Bill Clinton meeting with the Attorney General, that is suppose to conduct an investigation on his wife? Clinton should be in jail. This site couldn’t be more bias, it’s getting ridiculous.

“NOW GO HOME AND GET YOUR FUCKING SHINEBOX”

Patrick: now is the perfect time to unleash that “Actually, Dan Snyder is Very Good” take you’ve been sitting on for years.

Actually, Kevin Love has been compared many times to NFL quarterbacks, because of his astute acuity in what’s known as the “outlet pass,” in which he takes the ball after a defensive rebound, and, after looking well down court for a team-mate who is running down the floor in what’s called the “transition,” throws a…

If I were him, I wouldn't call my accusers lazy. They tracked him down at 1am to run a few miles.

To be fair, while his running story is utter and complete bullshit, to drive an RV cross country at only 9mph is an impressive feat in itself.

That’s like when I tell my kids to put something up

Good job, hacker dude.

I send them to my wife as a joke when I’m lying in bed next to her and she’s reading on her phone.

Jon and the Wildlings march on Winterfell, he and Ramsay fight for the title of Warden of the North, Ramsey tries to burn him, SURPRISE, he’s a dang Targaryen, and he is PISSED, and then Jon murders him good.

[Bat flips to end all bat flips]....

FIFA vs. IOC naked mud wrestling match: The mud would get up and walk out of the ring.

How come the next words out of that coach's mouth weren’t, “you wouldn’t believe what I just saw, I fucked Jerry up and I’m going to the cops.” Did this dude witness rape then go and watch film?? What the fuck?

There is plenty of oxygen in the ocean, its just got this nasty habit of attaching itself to two hydrogens and being completely unbreathable for mammals

Miller’s response was much better than that of the Tennessee mother who, on seeing the picture, claimed Newton got her wet.

Imagine the Philadelphia 76ers winning the NBA Finals this season, after they finished 18-64 last season.

Hey, maybe Cindy is the golfer and her husband is slowing the group down, and ugh these people are behind us and no it’s fine you can play through and GOD DAMNIT STEVE WHY COULDN’T YOU HAVE JUST STAYED AT THE CLUBHOUSE BAR LIKE I TOLD YOU TO?!