theorientalist
TheOrientalist
theorientalist

‘Murica, 2017:

Nivea might make more cash if they changed their product to make skin more orange. Just sayin’.

It’s the “Classic Scapegoating Show!”

It is a carefully choreographed dog-whistle, designed to play to the quietly-racist anger of middle-income working white people. “How DARE they! I don’t get to eat steak and shrimp, and I WORK FOR A LIVING HURRRRRRUMPH!!!”

More recently, some States have taken to using physical measures of ‘poverty’ when the idea of

EXACTLY. There is no “best scenario” for a military conflict on the Korean Peninsula. It has been carefully orchestrated to be so since the armistice. Millions will die, no matter who “wins.”

Harley-Davidson had the opportunity to appeal to all those demographics. They had Buell. Then they shut it down. The XB9S was as close as H-D ever came to a “Millenial” bike.

H-D has to make bikes that those people want... not make their usual bikes, and try and *market* those designs to new demographics.

H-D needs:

1.

Seoul (the capitol of South Korea) is just 35 miles away. That’s well within the radiation zone of our tactical nukes.

We would have to pinpoint all ~15,000 artillery pieces with precision, and hit them all *simultaneously* with ~15,000 conventional missiles. and HOPE we got them all.

The problem is this: Artillery.

I am personally so very glad that the man who installed golden toilets on his personal jet, while declaring bankruptcy twice, and simultaneously receiving millions of dollars in tax subsidies and corporate regulatory relaxation so he can import Eastern European workers for his resorts, golf courses and hotels (all

I always use “Lord Dampnut” since it is actually an anagram of “Donald Trump.”

A reminder to everyone who is feeling hopeless and angry this week: 2018 is coming.

If only they had some highly-lucrative natural resource which would prompt some organized group of wealthy nations to invade the sovereign nation of Myanmar on purely “humanitarian” grounds, and then siphon off for the next 20 years...

*headdesk*

Maybe the Burmese military secretly has WMD’s?

As usual:

*sigh*
*headdesk*

Yeah, well... some girls want to camp, and hike, and fish, and learn woodcraft, go boating, horseback riding, learn skills like archery and marksmanship, and do all that cool outdoorsy-stuff... and not sell cookies.

More power to ‘em.