That’s how Republican Jesus works. Mysteriously.
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The IMF just dropped a bomb for tax-cut-cultists:
“In an analysis [...] the IMF used its influential half-yearly fiscal monitor to attack the rationale for the reductions in tax for the highest earners in recent decades.
For this crowd, anything to the left of Rush Limbaugh is ‘communist.’ I suspect it’s vestigial at this point, and is added onto any list of things they hate.
As a young man, at age 18, I had a summer job. I lived in a very rural part of North Carolina. This was the early 1990's.
Every day that I drove to my summer job, which was in the next county over, I passed a billboard on the side of the highway. It read, in 3-foot-tall letters: “Welcome to Klan Kountry!” And featured…
The United States Congress has borrowed against the Social Security Trust Fund for years, since 1983. They currently owe the Trust Fund over 3.6 TRILLION dollars. (Rough calculation based upon SS Fund being owed 18% of the total current national debt.)
The Trust Fund is set to start defaulting on Social Security…
Everybody’s shocked and appalled. “How could this happen in America!? So many people had to be in on this, in order to keep his name out of the papers, in order to keep him out of jail. He was a predator! How did he get away with it for so long?”
You wanna know how? Hhhmmm... remember this?
Slim Shady ain’t wrong.
Good, Christian women. MMMMMMMMMMHHHMMMMMM.
They are hunkering down in their offices, hoping and praying to sweet baby Republican Jesus that they don’t have to either A.) Face the wrath of Trump Diehards at the polls, B.) get called out by President Dumpsterfire for some perceived disloyalty to his ego, or C.) go up in atomic flame when Lord Dampnut eventually…
I would bet good money you won’t find them next week.
Be fair, though. Most members of Congress haven’t been to an actual Gun Show (the only place I have ever seen a ‘bump stock’ for sale) in decades. That would require them to actually mix with the “Little People.”
Seriously, though, most folks who own an AR-15 or similar don’t want one of the darn things. They change…
Certified Pre-Owned Volkswagen GTI. I recently had my Vee-Dub in getting a regular oil change, and while walking around the lot, I spied with my little eye a 2015 GTI, dark metallic blue, with a full 1-Year Warranty and <70,000 Miles for a *sticker price* of $14,950.
Folks, that car cost >$35,000 just 3 short years…
Bilzerian - (noun) The Proper Name for the condition colloquially known as “Internet Herpes.”
Ex. “Dan Bilzerian spends his days paying golddigging Instagram hoes to service him on his boat and in exotic Mexican locales, masturbating to goats, and using the sound of rapid-fire weaponry to drown out the crushing…
At least we were spared the Full Marie Antionette.
