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Republicans are projecting their own petty vindictiveness onto Democrats. Nothing is going to happen to Musk or Tesla if Trump loses other things they will do to themselves. In fact, Telsa is probably better off under Democrats due to more supportive EV policies. 

I’m always sad that Peter Theil isn’t part of these conversations

Nothing...people will still buy teslas. elon will still post right wing conspiracy theories on twitter and the cybercab will be delayed and delayed and delayed and the cybertruck will continue to have quality issues.

I guess the Moo Deng thing is kinda funny, but what this car REALLY looks like is the current Chevy Trailblazer.

It looks like almost every other E-SUV out there.  I actually don’t hate it.

Booby trapping your property with explosives would likely result in felony charges.  Just follow Mark Rober’s lead and make some stink/glitter bomb packages.

incEL Camino.

You know it's fresh if you grille it.

Living in a rural area, and it being late October, I would hardly call a deer in the road an edge case. I’ve probably seen as many of them driving this week as I have red lights.

The car did alert after hitting the deer, it just alerted RFK, Jr. to come pick up the carcass and dispose of it in Central Park. That’s the new protocol. 

Plus imagine a world where Cybercabs are just left in random parking lots, on sidewalks, in alleys and in other people’s driveways when not in use. Like the whole electric scooter sharing craze – with scooters left laying on lawns and sidewalks – only lots more of them gumming up more important arteries. I’d give it a

Dealerships make more money from service than from sales. The sales side is always the one that poisons the relationship with customers. Why are dealerships so eager to keep that part of the business that they do so poorly? Just let the corporate side do sales and be the friendly authorized service shop that people

I thought most of the articles I read about dealerships and electric vehicles was that they hated selling them, to the point they were sabotaging their own electric car sales. Now they’re mad that they’re being cut out of the process they cratered.  

If dealers want to not be cut out, they should consider not being utter shit.

Probably the drill is designed to stop once it pierces the outer shell of the battery pack.

With that said, man this IS a pretty car. It looks like Porsche built a Model 3 out of the McLaren parts bin.

I don’t think Gate Lice is a kind enough term to be fair. It’s like the people that stand up as soon as the seatbelt chime sounds. Yeah, right...   Vilany and scum.

“Gate lice” exist because airlines created baggage fees outside of the normal ticket price. People are trying to get in early so they have a place to store all their shit because they don’t want to pay extra fees for an already terrible experience.

Yikes!

A convicted felon / adjudicated rapist / 6-time-bankupt ‘businessman’ / seditionist / early-stage-dementia-patient / etc. has some thoughts...