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incEL Camino.

You know it's fresh if you grille it.

Living in a rural area, and it being late October, I would hardly call a deer in the road an edge case. I’ve probably seen as many of them driving this week as I have red lights.

The car did alert after hitting the deer, it just alerted RFK, Jr. to come pick up the carcass and dispose of it in Central Park. That’s the new protocol. 

Plus imagine a world where Cybercabs are just left in random parking lots, on sidewalks, in alleys and in other people’s driveways when not in use. Like the whole electric scooter sharing craze – with scooters left laying on lawns and sidewalks – only lots more of them gumming up more important arteries. I’d give it a

Dealerships make more money from service than from sales. The sales side is always the one that poisons the relationship with customers. Why are dealerships so eager to keep that part of the business that they do so poorly? Just let the corporate side do sales and be the friendly authorized service shop that people

I thought most of the articles I read about dealerships and electric vehicles was that they hated selling them, to the point they were sabotaging their own electric car sales. Now they’re mad that they’re being cut out of the process they cratered.  

If dealers want to not be cut out, they should consider not being utter shit.

Probably the drill is designed to stop once it pierces the outer shell of the battery pack.

With that said, man this IS a pretty car. It looks like Porsche built a Model 3 out of the McLaren parts bin.

I don’t think Gate Lice is a kind enough term to be fair. It’s like the people that stand up as soon as the seatbelt chime sounds. Yeah, right...   Vilany and scum.

“Gate lice” exist because airlines created baggage fees outside of the normal ticket price. People are trying to get in early so they have a place to store all their shit because they don’t want to pay extra fees for an already terrible experience.

How embarrassing for you.

When in the history of the internet was Jalopnik ever a straight news site? 

Then you (and Adam) immediately argue that Elon censoring people he doesn’t like and kills free speech? Talk about a quick direction change.

Twitter is not beholden to the government of Turkey, yet they 100% accept their takedown requests...despite claiming to be “Free Speech Absolutists”.

Comparably, the Dems do a much better job than the GOP. The fact that Marjorie Taylor Greene and Lauren Boebert haven’t been ostracized by the Republicans, with ongoing calls for their resignation from inside the party, is wild.

I can just see dealers telling financially illiterate customers “take the higher interest rate (and longer loan term) so you’ll get a bigger tax benefit”

Yikes!

A convicted felon / adjudicated rapist / 6-time-bankupt ‘businessman’ / seditionist / early-stage-dementia-patient / etc. has some thoughts...