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Seriously, where did you find this? I love it, and Mr.R. I sent in an email to PBS circa 1999 about him being a badass and that I was surprised and happy he was still alive. He responded PERSONALLY about how he was happy that I was happy to see him on tube (and not dead).

My husband is an apolitical well driller. He says this technique is completely safe and appropriate in many circumstances (not all), and that people are getting way too worked up about the technique in general when they should be concerned about the circumstances under which it’s applied. #notallfracking

If my husband got up one time on the weekend and let me sleep in, my life might be a lot better. As it is, I figure I have 2-3 years before my little girls can get up and get a snack and watch cartoons without informing me at six AM that “it’s MORNING TIME!!”

Also, their Prime Minister disappeared in the surf sometime in t h e 90’s, and us in the USA sordid not hear a thing about it, to my recollection. (My friend from Fiji did.)

I was impressed by my brother’s run-in with Aussie kids at a state park. He told them to stop touching that plant (poison oak), and they complied immediately.

I loved Bill Bryson’s book, “In a Sunburned Country” - consequently I know that just about everything there could kill you given the motive.

Some of this stuff looks pretty reasonable to me. What confounds me is, does a woman worth millions REALLY kneel in her own garden? Or anywhere?

I just worry about the President being blackmailed over said BJ. Any president, not just Bill.

Not my story: my mom’s. She told me that back in the day if Rod Stewart was in town three nights, we were at the show three nights. She told me “ One night he leaned down and said ‘I’d like to know what you’ve looking at through those binoculars in the front row.’” To which she replied “YOU BABY!!!!!!!” My mom was

I think of them as dick-high shorts.

What is wrong with their shorts? Are they just trying really hard to show off their extreme upper thighs? Is this a thing? Inquiring minds must know.

My late father had a secret family we discovered while visiting his terminally ill ass in the hospital. He wasn't married to my mom and did not live with us, but told us he was basically homeless for a decade to guilt my mom into not collecting the $200 per month child support ordered by the court. For two kids. In

I kinda like them. I heard that grey squirrels can live to twenty-five years old. Plus, I find it amusing that they dig up each other's nuts and bury them again inches away. Also, they do that cool chattering/barking thing - little squirrel profanities.

So, I live in and do not understand this culture. I have a much younger sister-in-law who oozes empathy. To the point, I think it is a flaw. I am stoic and, admittedly, sarcastic. She got all liquored up last Xmas and told me in front if ALL my in-laws about how I am devoid of human compassion or some shit. I wanted

I heard that the 122 year old lady smoked for 115 years...

Please describe the care of an "indoor goat". Does it involve any sort of diaper and crazy? Or an inspired, heartwarming relationship between man and goat (or lactose-challenged family and goat)? Either way, the world needs to know.

I was surprised to receive a response to my impulsive email to Mr. Rogers' Neighborhood from Fred (Mr) Rogers. My message had expressed surprise and enthusiasm that Mr was still at it and among the living. Such a nice and polite surprise, I think I may h ave 15 year old print out of the exchange.

What? So now a "van down by the river" is homeless?

My buddy served on an aircraft carrier and told me that each man had his own "happy sock". So, maybe not as much as you'd guess.