Damn. Now we can never be friends. I fucking love that movie.

Employee of the month...it was no good

This show was fucking amazing. My husband and I will almost always use a good ol “DRAMAHHH” to defuse an argument. 60% of the time, it works every time.

He sent troops to die in a war over her and acts like a lovesick little boy all the time. The president bases every single decision he makes on his mistress. Thats pretty screwed up in my world.

Me after every scene ends on Scandal....

Yes.

I like to assume they named him after a badass God.

Yeah I’d much rather hear from him about how evil feminists are ruining this country for everyone else... Oh wait I already read those comments from 90% of the men I know. That just comes off as mean to me because damned if they support you and damned if they don’t. Why are we judging others for supporting something…

My grandma was church of christ and cried when my uncle became a methodist because he wasn’t going to see grandpa in heaven. It’s all so judgemental which I’m pretty sure is opposite of the whole love everyone thing.

You only have to try that once to know it’s not a good idea. In reality I guess it's being a messy eater and the fact that grease tends to get evvvverywhere

I would hope if I were caught doing something that vapid it would give as much joy to others as I experienced listening to those announcers crack up about those girls. My cold, black heart might be responsible for that though.

What?!?!! You don’t want awesome little grease pimples surrounding your mouth and nose! Blasphemy

My dad’s giant chocolate labrador (jimmy joe) who still thinks he’s puppy will destroy any item he can get his paws on. I feel so bad for children that make the mistake of rolling their ball into our yard, or playing with something down at the lake that looks tasty to JJ. Those toys that are “impossible” to break are…

The Parent Trap is amazing.

She gave their names over to Papa Pope and...

We are just trying to get pregnant, but I told my husband better safe than sorry so he cleans it now ; )

My friend called me last week about exactly this. Her sister gave her a 30 min lecture on being a bad mother for eating a sub sandwich while pregnant. Her sisters always a pain in the ass to her but this was just ridiculous.

Dear lord have mercy on our poor unfashionable souls