And Henry Cavill’s mustache is an actual issue; they gave him Uncanny Valley Face.

BROTHER 

Ok so not super super old but they came out over a decade ago. I think they will age very well, helped by scarcity.

Oldsmobile Aurora. Everytime I see one(in good shape) I can’t help but think how sharp a design it is. While it definitely has elements (interior especially) that betray its 14 years of existence, its design us one I could see being sold today with some slight tweeks.

2004-2011 Alfa Romeo 159

The Saab 9-5. It is six years old but I could pass it off as new. A bit of a bias as this one is mine

I vote the Mini!

Timeless Hot Wheel looks. I still break my neck when I see one in person.

Racists don’t deserve the type of consideration you’re asking for nor are many real life bigots that far off from this depiction. We get to see that shit on the nightly news today. I’ve heard this type of shit on the L train coming into work, y’know?

Disney tossed out the EU some years back. It needed to happen.

It really pissed me off when I thought we were at war with Eurasia, only to be told that, in fact, we were at war with Eastasia and had always been at war with Eastasia.

I’m so tired of aftershows.

Challenge accepted.

Look, I still just want this, not asking too much, am I?

Thanks to a panel-wide misunderstanding of Asian geography and some nimble betting work, he won.

Next month, Marvel presents Spider-Man in: “Power and Responsibility Are For Chumps!” A special promotional comic sponsored by heroin.

The newspaper reported that Tesla factory workers have been piecing together parts of the cars by hand

The speed with which they shit themselves on twitter after this went public was amazing. Not sure if my favorite was Lyons lying about apologizing to Zoe Quinn and getting called on it immediately, or Auerbach acting like this was somehow unfair and improper by Buzzfeed.

In the immortal words of Dennis Green, Vice is who we thought they are.