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So, like, business casual or full suit? Or is this one of those “school girl outfit” kinds of things?

Can’t let the cat out of the bag too early

Does that mean the Opel Ampere is more deadly than its supposed twin the Chevy Volt?

...we’re gonna overlook the fact that the trailer contains yet another use of an edgy remake of a familiar pop song as its background music.

As I child, I used the state in fascination at that triangle in the rain, trying to come up with helpful ways to get rid of it, and not understanding why it exists.

Goddammit, do you see this bullshit? Do you see it? Are your eyes perceiving it? Fuck this unscathed triangle of

“space trousers” - Are those space pants? Because your ass is out of this world.

What?! No! I wanted him to be in his helicopter for the whole movie!

So, if I’m following this correctly, it’s whoever wins Wimbledon, then?

... and so begins Gordon Ramsay’s tenure.

Take a look at this. It’s a Toyota Sera. You might think it’s a fantasy car that fell out of one of your brain

Actually, it’s about ethics in games journalism.

There is a lady at my local track who races open and closed wheel. She’s in her late 60's. The first time I met her, I asked why she raced and she said and I quote “Because I’m bad at knitting”.

I assume Jake Gyllenhaal is busy?

We’re the only two people that saw that show. No one hears us.