My windshield wipers are dull so I moved to Syria.

Ok, who will be first to identify that 1980's red velour beauty?

I want to reply but I can’t stop laughing and don’t know where to start. I’ll just give you a star and a pat on the head for now.

Blades!

I hate wheels that combine two wheel designs into one. Just pick a design. Either go with a classic 5 spoke or go with a “Blade” look. But that whole car is a mess and the wheels are the least of its problems.

Just goes to show that GM is truly innovative - they’ve had vibrating trim panels years before everyone else.

Hot take: shifting is not driving.

Ooh, yes. Mayweather will be anticipating movement where there is none, and that’s when McGregor will throw his glove to the ground, slap Mayweather across the face, and yell “Dartanian” in a foppish Irish brogue. It’s genius.

People have tried moving against Floyd, but has anyone tried not moving?

I’m very confused by this.

Ah yes, Autocar Magazine - famous(-ish) for having sacked Captain Slow himself in 1992 for his bout of... creativity.

I hear the hardest part of pigmanship is teaching them cursive

Toyota would never let this happen. #groundedtotheground

This one goes bang bang.

Fancy Kristen’s new yacht is 🔥

Wait. Let me fix those dopey headlights for you.
You’re welcome.

Wide rights, wide rights, wide rights.

Doesn’t show on the pic, but I’m proudly wearing my Buick belt buckle. I wear it each time I take the Somerset for spin, makes me feel more connected with the machine.