My new sports car, the Rosinator 1, will feature an innovative new quadruple-manual transmission, with each wheel driven by its own miniature manual transmission built right into the wheel. Yes, that means four shifters, and four clutch pedals. It’ll also be powered by a naturally-aspirated, air-cooled, rear-mounted…

Because when the NHTSA got hold of a TVR Sagaris for safety testing, they found a live hand grenade wired to the emergency brake.

Blood Drive sounds like someone saw Fury Road and didn’t understand what was going on.

No one’s ever going to buy a German car in silver though.

“Check out the all new M5.”

It’s gotta be killing her watching Sean Spicer and Susan Huckabee Sanders being the dumbasses that she was supposed to be.

A quarter-hour is way too long for me to watch. If only it could be edited down to something more reasonable, like 15 minutes...

I bought a cargo van to move cross-country. It was boring and white, so I had a couple friends use it as their canvas. They got a cool rolling billboard across the country, and I got something more fun than your typical construction van.

Speaking as a white person, white folks complaining about being stereotyped is like the school bully complaining that someone else is kicking rocks at them for a change.

Was the Volvo C30 the best Ford Focus ever made? There’s the Focus RS, but really, you want the C30.

I’m not aware of any American news outlet that requires its employees to sign NDAs. I’ve certainly never signed one. Ironically, Julian Assange used to make people at Wikileaks sign nondisclosure agreements.

This man is doing the Lord’s work

Mew mew:

My car may be a Decepticon? But it doesn’t look like a pile of silver garbage...

Article in the Atlantic, down on photo 14.

I’m not sure if I fully understand how, but nuke poop is some kind of fertilizer that causes Mormons?