A baby bird in the nest that opens its brightly-colored mouth and makes a peep sound will be fed by its parents. It will continue doing this until it is a fully grown bird. Meanwhile, a baby bird that does not do this will starve to death.

You can have your crazy doors, I’ll take mine a little different.

If you have enough money, you get tailored to the car, not the other way around.

That’s one shitty-looking pizza.

See what happens when the wall doesn’t get built?

Well, you know what they say about men whose eyebrows meet, right?

Like a lot of “trends” (ugh), this only really works if you’re already Very Conventionally Attractive. Then, it’s an interesting imperfection/quirk, rather than Yet Another Thing That’s Wrong With Your Face. Thanks but nah.

No.

Fuck no, you dirty old hippies.

No.

Can we take a minute and appreciate that we are now up to THREE fucking people who are believably dead shark fuckers? That is a stunning amount of people who we believe would fuck a dead shark.

Matin Kratt: “What if we could mate with sharks in the wild?”

Budget: $8,000 to $12,000

That license plate holder is a crime.

This, I say unto you today: Make mine MX-3!