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This is the type of situation I am talking about when I refuse to give road head. I do not want to die with a dick in my mouth.

Is it bad that I want to see the video?

Why did it have to be a seafood truck.

That would never happen in the U.S....

They showed the tunnel on the news this morning. There are railroad tracks in there with a motorized car so he didn’t even have to walk to the safe house!

he’s a high-profile tunnel enthusiast

Rocking back and forth, hugging his knees, hyperventilating and staring fixedly at the air in front of his face, “he’s coming to America to take an honest, hard working citizen’s job,” wheezes Donald Trump.

Why all the hassle? Why not just hand him the keys? Too obvious?

It sounds like El Chapo’s warden might be just as corrupt as Andy Dufresne’s.

Trump’s going to twist this into 4 more percentage points, maybe 5.

“He didn’t inherit fame or fortune from his parents, but what he did inherit was a big heart. He’s always welcoming to family and friends.”

I like him because just looking at him you can tell he won’t waste public money on frivolous things like entitlements or professional haircuts.

More likely a direct descendant of a smallpox blanket

Bees.

Ahhhh, the old “we’re going to take our country back” bullshit spouting from the mouth of an old rich white man. If old rich white men aren’t still running the country, who is? Who has taken the reigns of the country from you? It isn’t women. It isn’t black people. It certainly isn’t Latinos that you’re trying to send

“... and we’re going to take our country back ...”

Spider-Horse, Spider-Horse