Supermodels love coke.

It's true. The "Binders Full of Women" did not change my vote.

He also thought that tie looked good, so there is that.

If I had a child I would prefer my partner be the stay-at-home one. I think I have more earning potential. Shrug. Stay at home dads are pretty rare, though.

If you fucked another lawyer, could you bill that as client development?

Do you need to have brackets and seeding explained to you, too?

i just want to say right now that i love every single one of you who voted for meetings

Thanks, I just realized that in my previous life as an associate in a big law firm, I would have chosen a billable meeting over sex any day of the week.

Sex vs Meetings? I dunno you guys, that one's so close I can't decide!

"By science I mean carefully selected scientific articles that fit my ideology"

As someone who is just coming to terms with being asexual/agender, I really want to thank you for doing pieces like this. I honestly never expected to see an article like this (or the linked one) on a Gawker site. Just... thank you. It means a lot.

Oil Spiiiiiillllllll
(It's not subtle)

Actually, based on how Mars One is being run, the headline should really be "A cosplayer is one of 100 potential people who will die a horrible death before getting to Mars."

If I meet him irl I'd probably pat him on the head and stuff a cookie in his mouth to make him shut up.

Ansel Elgort is proof that God doesn't love us.

You know, I do a lot of different things—I make music, paint miniatures,

More annoying: Ansel Elgort or Shia LaBeouf?

Dude: Ok well then it's bullying.

"Dude: That sweet rape money"