I have one which may trump:
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Because they don't give one flying fuck about women OR children. George Carlin said it best: "If you're preborn, you're fine. If you're pre-school, you're FUCKED." Republicans don't care about saving babies. If they did, they WOULD provide more resources for women (and men) to help raise those babies. Instead, we…
I applaud your casually working your screen name into IRL dialogue instead of your real name. +1
Pretty sure he believes "the Lord will provide." As whole.
DANGIT BOBBY!
One time when I was like 8, I decided to make myself some Kraft mac & cheese... I got all fancy, even adding a can of tuna and some peas to make it into tuna casserole... only to discover we were out of milk. So 8-year-old me figured that the can of "sweetened condensed milk" in the pantry was the same thing... I…
Run? Sure. Maybe even win the Republican primary. But win the general? No.
It seems like a strategically bad idea to come out against equal rights at this late juncture especially when he's going to run for president. Of course there's a huge base of anti-equality folks to pander to, but this ship has pretty much sailed. Can someone really run for president in 2016 if they are against civil…
My Daughter did the same. It was magical and heart stopping.
My stepmom, with her first husband, did something similar but used plaster instead of flour by accident (her husband had left the plaster in the pantry and they're both white paper bags here)
gave a guy a hummus recipe once.
and now between the absent mindedness and your name I'm picturing your mum as alannys greyjoy and NOW IM SAD
My dad somehow misread 1 teaspoon of salt as 1 cup of salt in a cookie batch once (so he knew he was putting salt in it). They came out of the oven and it tasted like the ocean had just taken a shit in your mouth.
Somewhat similar tale: When I was a child, I convinced my father to buy me an EZ-Bake Oven because they are swell as fuck. So, I set out to making Wacky Cake (a Southern concoction, I think, no eggs or milk). My mother's recipe was in French, also I was an idiot child, so I dump about a cup of salt into the mix. A…
Very true, I just wanted to take a gratuitous shot at Baltimore.
Women also tend to have proportionally more surface area per pound of mass, which means that their skin will tend to radiate heat out faster.
Consider the fattest guy you've ever known. Shorts in the dead of winter, 30-ish degrees outside. Why? Because he's like an elephant, hugely self-insulated with greatly…