You monsters...

add for man: you take Viagra and use AXE, you will look young a perky and all young women ladies will be all over you like flies on honey.

Honestly, it was the first thing that popped into my head reading those quotes. WTF ever, Russ.

If you are trying to pretend that you're still the young buck when you're my age, it just doesn't work.

Honestly, not the education a large number of student athletes obtain through scholarship. Look at UNC and the disgraceful academic standards their athletes performed under for years. Obtaining a college education is a full time job. Being a college athlete is a full time job. The training schedule that many…

Get out of here with your "logic" and "reasoning." The lords of profit have no need of such things! Begone!

Tom Osborne is also well aware of the risk of going for 2 in a Bowl game.

Hopefully the coach will be a little more specific in the future when he calls for the runs.

Isn't involuntarily shitting your pants a symptom of pretty significant head trauma associated with concussion-like symptoms? I read an article about how this is a thing football players taking huge hits to their head do (maybe even on deadspin itself). So while we can laugh at him for shitting himself, this may…

"My bad"? Casual racism has never been so casual.

America's ally, ladies and gentlemen!

Damnit, Selena Gomez. Do you see the trouble you caused?

Why don't they just put women in the cargohold with the rest of the property and be done with it?

I think that's coke sweat.

The whole game was a trivialization of sexual assault. The announcers were hammering on the fact that FSU had a chip on their shoulders because they felt the country was against them, and against Winston in particular, and they never, EVER mentioned why.

oh my god, Pacific. i did my writing undergrad there, and worked with that MFA program!!

I really wish she got a bit more credit for having intellectual curiosity.

From her LinkedIn profile:

She *sells* robots. She seems cool and all, but she's the CEO not the CTO (sorry, I've worked with too many CEOs who knew less than nothing about the technical side of the product they sold)