Not a dick story: I met Kerry Washington once. It was at the start of her career, and I’d been hired to take pictures of something (not the actors). I should mention I had no idea what I was doing, so I was just standing around looking pretty clueless, when she came up to me and introduced herself. I was so shocked…

I’m drooling right now.

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Brown’s letter says she’s getting promoted to Associate Professor. At BU that’s a tenured job.

Given all the military-fellatiating films that get made by dudes, you’d think ZD30 would be a pretty lowly infraction on the list of jingoistic propaganda crimes.

Good luck getting her fired. Brown’s letter makes it clear that she’s already getting tenure and that they don’t seem to be backing away from that decision.

Seconded.

Ultimately it did pretty well for a show that was supposed to be a 12 part summer miniseries.

Seriously. There are good writers out there. I suspect that many of them aren’t getting published anywhere.

I never got him. He thinks he’s fucking Flaubert, when really just the most exceptionally mediocre, among a field of the same.

You make it sound so reasonable. Clearly you are not a lawyer.

That and a little John Wayne Gacy, too.

What is he running from? Show me the monster.

I don’t quite understand why the answer to these questions and insecurities is “get some therapy to figure out your shit.” I mean, I’m not saying people who feel like this are crazy, but maybe they need someone to help them figure out their stuff, who isn’t an advice columnist or psychic.

Is she wearing a Vanilla Sky mask?

First things first: triceratops give lousy bjs. The combination of beak and three horns poking you in the stomach is a real mood-killer.

When I am at home alone and making pizza what I like to do is break it into frozen chunks, put it into a bowl and then microwave it until it is edible.

Seriously? Seriously?

Are they running a thigh-gap mod?

The cover mechanic worked so elegantly that it seemed like the only possible solution. I never played the first two Deus Ex games, but the 2011 version is still one of the best games I’ve ever played.