Gorgeous.

Was just going to post the same thing.

I know, right. They look like they're about to burst.

Technically, we're all African.

Agreed. It's a great look.

Keverdene has so much to say about people who study philosophy. None of it is good.

I was a virgin until I was almost 28, so you're still winning, far as I'm concerned.

If I had more sex, I gather I'd be in these comments somewhere.

Clown makeup on or off?

So we should expect similar articles on Kotaku, Jalopnik and io9?

Was he supposed to be eating her ass? I just thought he was doing regular old cunnilingus from behind.

This is an exceptionally interesting article. I can't quite pin down why, but I think it's really interesting to see that you've created a "person" that you think is "you," and yet one that takes on a life of its own. Or that you, though an avatar, unlock bits of a fluidity in your own identity you didn't know were…

I'm not saying one is related to the other. To my mind they're trying to erode women's right to choose altogether. And sadly they've been winning some battles lately. It's distressing.

I know, right? It's not like I don't understand that welfare, unemployment, food stamps, maternity leave, and medicaid and everything else aren't really expensive. The problem is, assholes like this couldn't run on an anti-entitlement/ anti-big government platform if such things didn't exist. (I have the same gripe…

I'm sure he doesn't really give a fuck. I'm also not sure how assholes like this can square banning abortion with their absolute unwillingness to support programs that might help women (especially lower income, non-white, and single women) pay for raising said child once it's been born.

"I only looked at the Ark for, like, a second."

Nah. Kyle's a ginger.

I can't imagine anything untoward happening in America's wang.

Autocannibalism.

Man, I hope you're right.