I am very sorry I clicked that link.

The singularity.

The music was straight-up 2nd coming of Nickelback, but the stunts were fucking amazing.

This is why there are companies that make flasks that look like tampons.

Probably the only reason to have kids.

I'm surprised you're not dead. You must have trained like you were doing the booze Ironman before you started.

Just put on all the lights. It's what I would do.

Agreed. Still doesn't explain why porn is to blame for the marriage rate dropping, in particular when you think about how it's much, much easier to hide a porn habit from your s/o than the good old cardboard box full of VHS tapes and magazines, much less an affair. And sure people suffered through it, but that's…

So much bullshit in this study. Aside from the fact that the researchers seemed to find what they were already looking for, they seem to fail to understand that marriage isn't sex. It may have been in the past, but if people are getting married so that they can fuck, they're assuming the general population is…

Wait so the only solution is: asshole wins, no matter what?

This makes me glad Revolution got cancelled.

...And also, I am Jerry Seinfeld's long-lost super conservative Christian unfunny twin brother.

I think we should probably lump that sort of "good white person" (the ones who feel like they deserve credit or something) in with men who call themselves "nice guys."

Beat me to it.

Is it real?

This may be true, and I'd say a round of high fives are in order. But maybe hold off on dumping the gatorade over the coach's head for a minute.

More like who has to TAKE the dog.

"So I went to SuperCuts and told them to give me the Dead-eyed religious dirtbag politician."

Durr

Hurrr