Not embarrassed by her, but because it took me so long (was almost 28) to find anyone interested. I'm also pretty ashamed of how I didn't do more to have a real relationship with her after.

Somehow the Eddie Vedder tattoo is worse.

Or the diabetes curse. Or the high cholesterol curse. Or the pulmonary edema curse.

Could you email my students and remind them of this?

MacGuyver. That guy from The Martian. Ripley, Boomer, Caprica 6, and Starbuck.

Given that Victoria's Secret lingerie somehow became the unsexiest clothing in the world, I don't get what the fuss is all about.

And, big boobs aside, super pretty in the face-region.

This.

Other things W finds hard to understand: Shoes, doorknobs, leap year, Chris Kattan, and rainbows.

Love that .gif. Who is it?

Wow, you can get all the way to the end of a paper before rubbing one out. I'm more like once every page. Time to celebrate!

Putin's got bad trigger discipline.

Flanker?

According to #gamergate. Which is run by a bunch of women-hating slugs.

Also worth mentioning the FBI would probably be interested in hearing about online threats, too.

Or you could just say, "I'm getting my daughter Legos for Christmas, and not the bullshit girly kind either."

Wedg...-ed into helmet.

The first time I saw it, I wasn't paying full attention and I thought it was Tracy Jordan dressed as a stormtrooper.

Also: "Great-Grandmother Knife Fight" would be a pretty kickass name for a band.

Oh, sweet Jesus that all sounds horrible.