Agreed. Still doesn't explain why porn is to blame for the marriage rate dropping, in particular when you think about how it's much, much easier to hide a porn habit from your s/o than the good old cardboard box full of VHS tapes and magazines, much less an affair. And sure people suffered through it, but that's…

So much bullshit in this study. Aside from the fact that the researchers seemed to find what they were already looking for, they seem to fail to understand that marriage isn't sex. It may have been in the past, but if people are getting married so that they can fuck, they're assuming the general population is…

Wait so the only solution is: asshole wins, no matter what?

This makes me glad Revolution got cancelled.

...And also, I am Jerry Seinfeld's long-lost super conservative Christian unfunny twin brother.

I think we should probably lump that sort of "good white person" (the ones who feel like they deserve credit or something) in with men who call themselves "nice guys."

Beat me to it.

Is it real?

This may be true, and I'd say a round of high fives are in order. But maybe hold off on dumping the gatorade over the coach's head for a minute.

More like who has to TAKE the dog.

"So I went to SuperCuts and told them to give me the Dead-eyed religious dirtbag politician."

Durr

Hurrr

Not embarrassed by her, but because it took me so long (was almost 28) to find anyone interested. I'm also pretty ashamed of how I didn't do more to have a real relationship with her after.

Somehow the Eddie Vedder tattoo is worse.

Or the diabetes curse. Or the high cholesterol curse. Or the pulmonary edema curse.

Could you email my students and remind them of this?

MacGuyver. That guy from The Martian. Ripley, Boomer, Caprica 6, and Starbuck.

Given that Victoria's Secret lingerie somehow became the unsexiest clothing in the world, I don't get what the fuss is all about.

And, big boobs aside, super pretty in the face-region.