This.

Other things W finds hard to understand: Shoes, doorknobs, leap year, Chris Kattan, and rainbows.

Love that .gif. Who is it?

Wow, you can get all the way to the end of a paper before rubbing one out. I'm more like once every page. Time to celebrate!

Putin's got bad trigger discipline.

Flanker?

According to #gamergate. Which is run by a bunch of women-hating slugs.

Also worth mentioning the FBI would probably be interested in hearing about online threats, too.

Or you could just say, "I'm getting my daughter Legos for Christmas, and not the bullshit girly kind either."

Wedg...-ed into helmet.

The first time I saw it, I wasn't paying full attention and I thought it was Tracy Jordan dressed as a stormtrooper.

Also: "Great-Grandmother Knife Fight" would be a pretty kickass name for a band.

Oh, sweet Jesus that all sounds horrible.

Too excited to not tell! Good news!

That's brilliant. (Kind of reminds me of this video that was on here a few months ago about a little boy meeting his dad's twin brother for the first time.)

And yet...if a dumbass didn't have a gun, they wouldn't be able to hurt anyone.

Just like my grandfather. Safety off, one in the chamber.

I gather you want pretend this woman died in a car accident?

These are pretty amazing.

Perfect.