Runes are the other most useful thing about crafting; most weapons can accept one rune, which will add some sort of unique damage increase to it. Here's a thing about runes: Using one on a weapon consumes it, which means that you can't remove the rune and use it again on a different weapon. However, you can replace an…

Judging by the behavior of people who think they're getting into heaven, you'd have to guess that hell must be full of some pretty decent people.

I used to live about a five minute walk from this particular clinic. It's the same one that got shot up about twenty years ago by some crazy asshole with an assault rifle. Fortunately there was almost never anyone there attempting to "counsel" the women going in and out.

It's always the people who never use their genitalia who want to make sure to tell you how to use yours.

Listening to this song, all I can hear is Corporal Hicks singing, "I'm on another bug hunt/I'm on another bug hunt."

I'm betting the answer to your question is no. Or that they think everything south of 'Murka is Mexico.

Obviously, this slightly overlooks all the non-fun reasons why men and women will carry on having sex, such as: "I am having sex with you as your erection is in my back and I'm aware I've not put out since last Wednesday," or, "I am having sex with you as it is cheaper sleeping here than a 2am cross-town taxi, and if…

Warren is possibly the only person in either chamber who I feel shouldn't be dumped out of a jet liner at cruising altitude.

Well, this has ruined soft-serv for me for a little while. And play-doh.

I can't even handle reading about the premise of the game.

Also: whatever else you do, be quick and decisive, do your damage, and then get the fuck out of there.

For as many times as I've seen Frozen (several million—why, yes I do have a 3 year-old daughter) you'd think I'd be able to tell the two sisters apart.

Vonnegut's imagination was never this dark.

Well, she did only have about five lines and a third of "Do You Want to Build a Snowman."

Can we put a moratorium on that falling down so hard that you punch the ground and make sparks fly thing? It's getting really old. And also, if you can punch that hard, why not just punch the person you want to hit?

...or you can ignore the main story entirely and become a shepherd for a year.

I'm interested in how 18th century Paris is represented in the game. Any particular take on the map itself, and the structure of the city (in particular the "accuracy" of what's represented there).

God, she looks like Tom Cruise in Vanilla Sky.

You get "poop shoot" after Taco Bell.

Pregnant women aren't jacking up medical costs the way diabetes and heart disease are.