I cannot abide George Stephanopoulos. He is a straight up sack of shit.

Christopher Nolan's Call of Duty: BWAAAAAAAHHHHHHH

So basically she went from third world problems to first world problems?

Neither am I, but then I remember that a pack of her Honest baby wipes is like eight bucks.

Do away with some of the sillier character design choices—like the fact that Miranda never wears a helmet, or that Jack never wears much clothing of any kind.

I know, right? The individual cool downs forced you to think a little more about how to deal with enemies, and use all of your abilities, instead of just spamming the three that you have hot-keyed on the controller.

Clearly that is diarrhea.

Shut up, this is beautiful.

Good news is he lost the election.

That's a little different from "Come to bed so I can jerk it while you sleep." Not that everything I've been hearing makes her sound weird. Probably more "frowned upon" than "actual abuse."

It's really strange. I'd say if she and her sister had to sleep in the same bed for some reason (they were too poor to have more than one bed for the kids, her sister absolutely could not sleep at all ever unless in the same bed, etc.) then maybe it would be okay, because probably when her sister fell asleep that…

Every last one of those is horrifying.

Does porn count? Please tell me porn counts.

For sixty bucks, that thing better have a working particulate filter.

Please, Jesus, send clothes to all the women on daddy's computer.

According to Fancy Nancy, you just have to tape three different colored ribbons to a table and practice, practice, practice.

Now that's art.

I did too. I was severely disappoint.

Obligatory.

Or just a moron.