That ain't polish, it's soot!

I prefer the red wine top-down enema. It involves drinking wine. Eventually it'll get down there somehow.

I've said it before, I'll say it again:

It bears mentioning, too, that John Grisham is a terrible, awful, not very good writer either.

Foot-dexterity was not a mission critical requirement.

And...no one is going to mention that perhaps...MAYBE open carry laws are a bad idea? 2nd amendment doesn't trump the 1st.

Not just the Middle East. It's everywhere, all the time.

There have been a number of women who work in games media recently getting death threats for having interesting ideas about video games, or for daring to make games about stuff that matters to them.

/screams

Land luge?

Still frightening.

What? —Why?

Sometimes I get my daughter's puppets out and do the voice. "1982. Grenada... We were just kids."

Nope, but they're pretty awesome.

Except don't forget that basically when a drone has sex for the first (and only time) the force of ejaculating makes his little bee body explode. So only the drones that are too lazy to fuck get thrown out.

One thing that seems to be going on is that men feel threatened by women apparently encroaching on social spaces they think are theirs (why spaces need to be segregated in this way is beyond my understanding, but whatever), and it extends to every area of society, up to and including virtual space, both in games, and…

Has Sean done a winning look that wasn't some shade of blue?

He's a bit like Bat Dad. "LoTR Boyfriend."

The Face/Off transition from Cage to Travolta is almost complete.

I like to move the hyphen: smelly ass-water.