Hilarious.

Teresa Giudice had hair and makeup people on hand at her sentencing yesterday to avoid looking bad in her mugshot.

I remember a reviewer once described him as someone who alternately seems to either hate words, or not understand what they're for.

It's an Horla, not a ghost. Look out, the age of the Horla is coming.

Bill's looking old.

Should I dump him?

You think the PA billboards are bad? Try Florida (where everything is worse), but in Florida, it really is basically: Find Jesus or die in the Hellfire, or Cummmm in to Rub 'n Tugggs Big Jugggs Happy Ending Truck Stop.

Someone is probably going to see this and offer to pay you.

Hate on this all you want, haters. Just wait until Julia Allison's book either comes out or fails to get published in the next year or so. Just you wait.

I wasn't rooting for her.

Frozen is actually pretty good.

That nearly gave me a seizure.

What show is this? It's fantastic!

Pound Sand into Your Anuses. Night folks. Gotta go laugh that one off.

I like how you have over eight hundred stars for this.

Are women really in the habit of accusing men of rape out of spite? I'm asking because it kind of sounds like a bullshit argument.

In an ideal world, hell yes.

It's a little bit like the 80s threw up on that Far Cry Blood Dragon thing. Still looks kind of cool.

Wrong gas giant.

I just watched the Battle Field Friends episode about counter-knifing where the noob guy spends the entire episode tea bagging a guy he knifes.